Post by Headmistress Issacs on Jun 15, 2007 10:50:16 GMT -5
Okay, where will I start.
-Gets out slide show reel and player with handy dandy remote-
Why don’t we have this in slow motion than.
-Sits down in lounger with remote and starts the player-
*Click*
-Shows picture of a book-
1. Now, all great writers have been able to bundle together a picture string of sentences filled with fancy verbs, subjects, and the every so tasty adjective. In the dictionary Literate [Emphasis on this please]
-zooms in on the word-
Is defined as a person who is able to read and write. Don’t give us this crap. Literate to advance is more than welcome here. If you are unable to than we shall have a problem.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a jail cell-
Your replies to each roleplay should be at least a couple paragraphs long. We all understand the whole writer’s block thing. All good writers have had it. Where your brain goes completely dead.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a brain with lightning blots around it-
Just please know it can’t be your excuse every single time. What did you spend your life in school for. The skills you learn in kindergarten through fourth grade should get you through, with the little exception of vocabulary.
Literacy either you love it, you hate it or you fail it. Let’s move on shall we?
*Click*
-Shows a picture of god-
2. This is god. Does he looks anything like you? Nope, didn’t think so. In this case leave all your power playing and god-moding to the great lord above. Even he has a little break from controlling all his minions.
*Click*
-Shows a picture god in Hawaii by the pool tanning- [See?]
Only the person playing their character may react and control their character. What fun would it be if everyone was just roleplaying with their selves?
Let’s just say that’s a little bit boring.
*Click*
-Shows a picture the administrators on ponies-
[Oops, how did that get in there?]
*Double Click*
-Shows a picture of knife-
3.Do not kill of other people’s character. Unless they said that they will let you. It’s not like oh my gosh. Bam. You’re dead. Let’s have a butterbeer and a laugh.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a heart-
4. Romance. We like it we love it. Do you want some more of it? Now, in the whole internet prodigy we have all learned about how we can just easily lie about our age. Just as easy as a click, snap, and boom.
I guess I’ll have a system for you
*Click*
-Shows a bunch of letters lined up vertically-
M [As In Mature] I guess you’re planning on dazzling us with romantic involvment. Kissing, hugging, some sweet honey loving. Are you really planning on moving it to the next level? Oh wow, aren’t you brave. Either have us make a password for it, or continue it over private messaging. Not everyone will want to read the smut.
L [As In Language] We all know the unholy ness where you drop the big F bomb, or some of the other censored words we dare not say around our parents. Some children get all uncomfortable with those nasty things. Even if it’s the case of sticks and stone make break our bones but words may never hurt us. Warn them at least. If it is at the case where they really don’t like it. Simply they can tell you and may you simply stop? Just don’t flood the boards with, you know it at every corner.
V [As In Violence] Blood shed tears and open wounds. It might get a little graphic for us. Well, you know verbally graphic. Since all good people think with images in their minds. Warn us before you go all knives, bad spells, and flying punches on us.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a calendar-
5. Don’t just disappear on us. To have your account stay at the site here. We ask that you maintain at least four in character posts a week. If you are going to be going away please post in the Absences board that way the administrators know that you won’t be there. Your posts won’t be counted until the day you say that you are coming back. After your character has been deleted you may come back and try out for them again if you’d like.
*Click*
-Shows a picture that has a huge hole in it-
6. Well, let's not discuss how that picture got a hole in it. >.>
*Click*
-Shows administrators holding guns-
If you’d like to get rid of your character than please private message one of the admins to tell why you are dropping them. Maybe you are leaving the site forever. At which we will be sad but life moves on. At least contact us.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a werewolf, a dog, and a gypsy-
7. Now, not all of the children can be magically advanced. Thus meaning, if your parents is “special” you cannot automatically be the same way. Lupin was a werewolf, sure, but that doesn’t mean his offspring are. I don’t really think he will bite his children. There is a sign-up sheet but limited spots. Don’t have all your character be oh so fabulous. It’s annoying.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a clipboard-
8. Upon signing up, please do not sign-up until after you have posted your application in the pending application section and it has been accepted by one of the admins. Password for the board is MicroEmission. Isn’t it a good thing that you have read the rules so you know that know?
When you register please register as your character’s name and not some random junk. Yes, I know my username and the other administrators names are random, but we rule so pooh bears on you. After you have been accepted you may sign-up and start happily and rule fully roleplaying.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a kid with a black eye and holding a banned sign-
9. See what happened to little Billy when he picked fights with the other kids? He got hurt mentally and physically and he was banned. Okay, maybe not banned but if we see you picking too many fights than we shall give you warnings and afterwards ban you. Be nice to the other members, if you are harassed or offended by them take it to us the admins, we will fix it the best way we can. Not everyone has the same opinion and you must respect that.
Please, don’t whine because you are not liked by every single member, or when all the characters don’t like your character. If the world was like that, we wouldn't have had half the stuff we have now.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a blonde haired blue eyed cheerleader-
10. Not everyone is perfect. We all have flaws weither it be in looks, smarts, or the way you act with your personality and social life. Don’t have them be all everyone likes me, I’m perfect in all classes, I play sports and maintain a perfect looking shiny hairstyle while doing this all. I shall rule the world. No, I don’t think so. Please try this again if you please, or I might have to resort to shooting your character with a laser.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a lion, a badger, a raven, and a snake-
11. Yes, we know you can’t see the Common Rooms. When you join you are able to see only your house and that’s it. Don’t be all annoying about wanting to see the other, we can’t do that. You are where you are and that’s final.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a nice family-
12. When writing you character's application, please make sure that you read all the apps that have to do with you character or your character's family. Historys need to match. If Suzie says that she was never close with her brother Bob, but then Bob writes his application saying that Bob and Suzie are super close, this won't work, will it? Please read the applications.
-Gets out of chair and turns off player-
-Stands up straight and professional like-
Thank you for reading the rules. Glad you took the time to go over all of this with me. Enjoy your life with us here at
Priori Incantatem
-Gets out slide show reel and player with handy dandy remote-
Why don’t we have this in slow motion than.
-Sits down in lounger with remote and starts the player-
*Click*
-Shows picture of a book-
1. Now, all great writers have been able to bundle together a picture string of sentences filled with fancy verbs, subjects, and the every so tasty adjective. In the dictionary Literate [Emphasis on this please]
-zooms in on the word-
Is defined as a person who is able to read and write. Don’t give us this crap. Literate to advance is more than welcome here. If you are unable to than we shall have a problem.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a jail cell-
Your replies to each roleplay should be at least a couple paragraphs long. We all understand the whole writer’s block thing. All good writers have had it. Where your brain goes completely dead.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a brain with lightning blots around it-
Just please know it can’t be your excuse every single time. What did you spend your life in school for. The skills you learn in kindergarten through fourth grade should get you through, with the little exception of vocabulary.
Literacy either you love it, you hate it or you fail it. Let’s move on shall we?
*Click*
-Shows a picture of god-
2. This is god. Does he looks anything like you? Nope, didn’t think so. In this case leave all your power playing and god-moding to the great lord above. Even he has a little break from controlling all his minions.
*Click*
-Shows a picture god in Hawaii by the pool tanning- [See?]
Only the person playing their character may react and control their character. What fun would it be if everyone was just roleplaying with their selves?
Let’s just say that’s a little bit boring.
*Click*
-Shows a picture the administrators on ponies-
[Oops, how did that get in there?]
*Double Click*
-Shows a picture of knife-
3.Do not kill of other people’s character. Unless they said that they will let you. It’s not like oh my gosh. Bam. You’re dead. Let’s have a butterbeer and a laugh.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a heart-
4. Romance. We like it we love it. Do you want some more of it? Now, in the whole internet prodigy we have all learned about how we can just easily lie about our age. Just as easy as a click, snap, and boom.
I guess I’ll have a system for you
*Click*
-Shows a bunch of letters lined up vertically-
M [As In Mature] I guess you’re planning on dazzling us with romantic involvment. Kissing, hugging, some sweet honey loving. Are you really planning on moving it to the next level? Oh wow, aren’t you brave. Either have us make a password for it, or continue it over private messaging. Not everyone will want to read the smut.
L [As In Language] We all know the unholy ness where you drop the big F bomb, or some of the other censored words we dare not say around our parents. Some children get all uncomfortable with those nasty things. Even if it’s the case of sticks and stone make break our bones but words may never hurt us. Warn them at least. If it is at the case where they really don’t like it. Simply they can tell you and may you simply stop? Just don’t flood the boards with, you know it at every corner.
V [As In Violence] Blood shed tears and open wounds. It might get a little graphic for us. Well, you know verbally graphic. Since all good people think with images in their minds. Warn us before you go all knives, bad spells, and flying punches on us.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a calendar-
5. Don’t just disappear on us. To have your account stay at the site here. We ask that you maintain at least four in character posts a week. If you are going to be going away please post in the Absences board that way the administrators know that you won’t be there. Your posts won’t be counted until the day you say that you are coming back. After your character has been deleted you may come back and try out for them again if you’d like.
*Click*
-Shows a picture that has a huge hole in it-
6. Well, let's not discuss how that picture got a hole in it. >.>
*Click*
-Shows administrators holding guns-
If you’d like to get rid of your character than please private message one of the admins to tell why you are dropping them. Maybe you are leaving the site forever. At which we will be sad but life moves on. At least contact us.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a werewolf, a dog, and a gypsy-
7. Now, not all of the children can be magically advanced. Thus meaning, if your parents is “special” you cannot automatically be the same way. Lupin was a werewolf, sure, but that doesn’t mean his offspring are. I don’t really think he will bite his children. There is a sign-up sheet but limited spots. Don’t have all your character be oh so fabulous. It’s annoying.
*Click*
-Shows picture of a clipboard-
8. Upon signing up, please do not sign-up until after you have posted your application in the pending application section and it has been accepted by one of the admins. Password for the board is MicroEmission. Isn’t it a good thing that you have read the rules so you know that know?
When you register please register as your character’s name and not some random junk. Yes, I know my username and the other administrators names are random, but we rule so pooh bears on you. After you have been accepted you may sign-up and start happily and rule fully roleplaying.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a kid with a black eye and holding a banned sign-
9. See what happened to little Billy when he picked fights with the other kids? He got hurt mentally and physically and he was banned. Okay, maybe not banned but if we see you picking too many fights than we shall give you warnings and afterwards ban you. Be nice to the other members, if you are harassed or offended by them take it to us the admins, we will fix it the best way we can. Not everyone has the same opinion and you must respect that.
Please, don’t whine because you are not liked by every single member, or when all the characters don’t like your character. If the world was like that, we wouldn't have had half the stuff we have now.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a blonde haired blue eyed cheerleader-
10. Not everyone is perfect. We all have flaws weither it be in looks, smarts, or the way you act with your personality and social life. Don’t have them be all everyone likes me, I’m perfect in all classes, I play sports and maintain a perfect looking shiny hairstyle while doing this all. I shall rule the world. No, I don’t think so. Please try this again if you please, or I might have to resort to shooting your character with a laser.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a lion, a badger, a raven, and a snake-
11. Yes, we know you can’t see the Common Rooms. When you join you are able to see only your house and that’s it. Don’t be all annoying about wanting to see the other, we can’t do that. You are where you are and that’s final.
*Click*
-Shows a picture of a nice family-
12. When writing you character's application, please make sure that you read all the apps that have to do with you character or your character's family. Historys need to match. If Suzie says that she was never close with her brother Bob, but then Bob writes his application saying that Bob and Suzie are super close, this won't work, will it? Please read the applications.
-Gets out of chair and turns off player-
-Stands up straight and professional like-
Thank you for reading the rules. Glad you took the time to go over all of this with me. Enjoy your life with us here at
Priori Incantatem
